Twenty one years we've been together. We watch the telly holding hands. I was fifty seven when I met her - we met in my taxi. I was driving through Ashton, going nowhere near Asda and it give me Asda for Marjorie. And I rejected it 'cos I was going the wrong way. And it said Marjorie again and I rejected it again. When you reject a call for the second time, you go in the sin bin for ten minutes. So I went in the sin bin for ten minutes and then it gave me Marjorie for the third time which it's not done since and never did before. This was nine o'clock at night.
So I drove and picked her up and she was standing there with her shopping. I don't know why, but I said "I've been sent for you". And then she threw her arms round me and gave me a kiss. Oh don't tell lies...
John & Marjorie